DAY 8

Lenola tour entry 8 11.8.99 - drive day -
Minneapolis mn to Bismarck nd
"funny lookin', in a general sorta way"

scott - its a drive day and road madness is starting to set in. sean and i adopt northern great lake accents, kinda like the way they talk in the movie Fargo. we stop at a town called Sauk Centre, its dead square in Pickle-Juice County, right next to the Applesauce Highway. we pull over next to a beautiful lake/park.

There was a quaint little ampitheatre over looking the water. i jump on-stage and practice a few pirouettes that i picked up at my stint with theBolshoi Ballet,i was a leotard caddie. lenola ballet
Dave ran to the lake and started talking to all the gathering ducks. dave befriends one of the ducks and names hims Quackers lenola quakers

. jay, sean, and I roll our eyes because we know what is gonna happen next. " can we keep him? oh please oh please can we keep him? " he screams. the 3 of us reluctantly agree and now we have a fowl-mouthed travelling companion named Quackers. he mainly perches on Dave's shoulder and tells us how the area was once the area of the Sioux and Obgibway tribes, and the region is noted for water recreation, dairy, and granite products. Dave calls Quackers his "pretty little pet" constantly stroking the mallard's soft pillowy feathers. none of us seem to mind, Daves been pretty upset ever since we told him to throw away the dead mouse he'd been keeping in his pocket since last week. Personally, the duck makes me feel rather uncomfortable. In between prattling off useless local information, like "Brainard is the home of Paul Bunyon, quack" , he keeps pestering us about scoring some Peyote. i'm gonna keep my eye on this duck. Heading towards Bismarck, we flit about with other drivers of the night, playing Hogs Of The Road in our hunter green 1999 ford cargo van with our V8 triton engine. we were starting to get hungry, Quackers shoots jay a dirty look when he suggests a KFC. driving through the badlands, it is dark. A real country-dark that makes the stars hang so low you can lick their tingly brightness. Gazing through the van window, the great vast openness makes me realize that we as humans are nowhere near finished covering and scarring the earth with concrete glass plastic and steel. we need more Quickie-Marts, we need more housing developments, more strip-malls, more cars, more churches, more juke joints, nudie bars, and more damn skyscrapers! come on people! grab a shovel, a backhoe, a bulldozer, and lets start building!
sean - Upon entering Bismarck after hours of desolation, we see signs for what is to become one of the high-points of the trip so far. "Space Aliens Grill & Bar", an entire alien/space themed restaurant on the outskirts of Bismark. amazing. space-beer, space-ribs, space-slaw, Alf dolls. suddenly we are all acting like 13 year olds in a Chuck-E-Cheeze, well, 13 year olds who drink. after draining all available band funds on Space tokens for the Space-arcade, we drive a short distance to our room, only to have the god of coincidence smile down upon us, as the opening scene from the film we've been quoting all day, Fargo, graces the TV screen.

DAY 1, DAY 2, DAY 3, DAY 4, DAY 5, DAY 6, DAY 7, DAY 8, DAY 9, DAY 10
DAY 11, DAY 12, DAY 13,
DAY 14, DAY 15, DAY 16, DAY 17, DAY 18, DAY 19, DAY 20,
Day 21, Day 22, Day 23, Day 24, Day 25, Day 26, Day 27, Day 28, Day 29, Day 30
Day 31, Day 32, Day 33, Day 34
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